Vacation messages

I am away from my desk and will respond in due course. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I am away from my desk and will respond in due course. I am currently winning at not replying.

I’m away for a bit and will reply as soon as I’m back. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I’m currently unreachable and will get back to you shortly. I am currently winning at not replying.

I’ve taken a break from email and will reply as soon as I’m back. Your message has been spiritually acknowledged.

I’m currently unreachable and will follow up upon my return. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’m away for a bit and will reply as soon as I’m back. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.

I’m currently offline and will respond when I return. I am currently winning at not replying.

I am temporarily unavailable and will reply as soon as I’m back. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.

I’m away for a bit and will follow up upon my return. Your message has been spiritually acknowledged.

I’m currently offline and will respond in due course. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’ve stepped away from email and will respond in due course. Your patience is noted.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond when I return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m currently out of the office and will circle back soon. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’m away for a bit and will reply when I’m available again. I am practicing strategic silence.

I am away from my desk and will circle back soon. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I am temporarily unavailable and will get back to you shortly. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’ve stepped away from email and will reply when I’m available again. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond when appropriate. I have delegated this to future me.

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond when appropriate. Your message has been spiritually acknowledged.

I am temporarily unavailable and will circle back soon.

I’ve stepped away from email and will circle back soon. I am currently winning at not replying.

I’ve taken a break from email and will get to this later.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when possible. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.