Vacation messages

I’m currently elsewhere and will follow up shortly. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will reply once I’m back. This email has been sacrificed to the inbox gods.

I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I can. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply once I’m back. A panel of experts will review this.

I am currently not available and will respond in due time. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’ve taken time away from email and will respond when I return. I am practicing intentional delay.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply eventually. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’m away from email and will reply once I’m back. This message has been gently set aside.

I’m currently elsewhere and will follow up later. A decision will be made eventually, probably.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will get back to you soon.

I’m offline for a while and will reply eventually. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m currently elsewhere and will get back to you soon. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I am out of office and will circle back soon. I am currently winning at not replying.

I’m away for a bit and will respond when I return. Your patience is noted.

I’ve taken a break from email and will circle back soon. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m not available right now and will reply when I’m available again. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.

I am away from my desk and will respond when appropriate. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I’m currently unreachable and will reply when I’m available again. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m not available right now and will get back to you shortly. I have delegated this to future me.

I’ve stepped away from email and will get back to you shortly. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’ve taken a break from email and will reply when I’m available again. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond when appropriate. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I’m currently offline and will respond when possible. I am currently winning at not replying.

I’m currently offline and will get back to you shortly. I am currently winning at not replying.