Vacation messages

I’m currently elsewhere and will follow up later. The void is currently handling all correspondence.

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up later. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’m offline for a while and will respond when I return. I have emotionally processed your email.

I’m currently away from my desk and will respond when I return. I have emotionally processed your email.

I’ve left the office and will reply once I’m back. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’m away from email and will get back to you soon. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’ve taken time away from email and will follow up shortly. This message has been gently set aside.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reply once I’m back. A pigeon has been notified.

I’ve taken time away from email and will follow up shortly. I have gone feral and will return later.

I am out of office at the moment and will reply when possible. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’m away from email and will respond when I can. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m currently away from my desk and will respond in due time. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I am currently not available and will follow up shortly. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’m away from email and will reconnect when I return. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will follow up shortly. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I am out of office at the moment and will get back to you soon. I have emotionally processed your email.

I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I return. I have emotionally processed your email.

I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I return. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will follow up shortly. I have dissolved into pure absence.

I’ve left the office and will respond when I return. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m offline for a while and will reply eventually. I am practicing intentional delay.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply when possible. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will reply when possible. I am no longer bound by email.

I am currently not available and will follow up shortly. This message has been gently set aside.