Vacation messages

I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up later.

I’m away from email and will reply eventually.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply once I’m back. I have submitted this to an imaginary committee.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reply when possible. I am actively not thinking about this.

I am out of office at the moment and will reply when possible.

I am currently not available and will follow up later. I have dissolved into pure absence.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will reply once I’m back. I am practicing intentional delay.

I am currently not available and will respond when I can.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will respond when I return. I am practicing intentional delay.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reconnect when I return. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’m offline for a while and will reply when possible.

I’m offline for a while and will follow up later. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reconnect when I return. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’m offline for a while and will reply once I’m back. I am practicing intentional delay.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply eventually. I am no longer bound by email.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up shortly. I am observing email from a distance.

I’m away from email and will respond when I return. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’ve left the office and will follow up shortly.

I’ve left the office and will respond when I return. The void is currently handling all correspondence.

I am out of office at the moment and will get back to you soon. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’m currently away from my desk and will get back to you soon. I am existing outside normal communication channels.

I’ve left the office and will follow up later. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’m away from email and will reconnect when I return. This message has been eaten by time.

I am currently not available and will respond when I can. I have dissolved into pure absence.