Vacation messages

I’ve taken time away from email and will reconnect when I return. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply when possible. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up later. I am observing email from a distance.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will reply once I’m back. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’ve left the office and will reconnect when I return. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’m offline for a while and will follow up shortly. This email has been sacrificed to the inbox gods.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will reply eventually. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’m temporarily unavailable and will reply when possible. This message has been eaten by time.

I am currently not available and will follow up shortly. This has been noted for future consideration.

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up later. Reality has been paused.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will get back to you soon. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m offline for a while and will reply once I’m back. I have emotionally processed your email.

I’m currently away from my desk and will get back to you soon. I have entered airplane mode spiritually.

I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I return.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up later. I am existing outside normal communication channels.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply once I’m back. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will respond when I can. I am observing email from a distance.

I am currently not available and will get back to you soon. A panel of experts will review this.

I’ve left the office and will get back to you soon. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I am out of office at the moment and will reconnect when I return.

I am currently not available and will reply once I’m back. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’m away from email and will follow up later. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I am out of office at the moment and will respond in due time. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply eventually. I am practicing intentional delay.