Sick Leave messages

I am out of office and will respond in due course.

I’m away for a bit and will respond when appropriate. I am practicing strategic silence.

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond when possible. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond in due course. Your patience is noted.

I’m currently unreachable and will reply when I’m available again. Your message has been spiritually acknowledged.

I’m currently out of the office and will circle back soon. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I am out of office and will get back to you shortly. Your patience is noted.

I am out of office and will circle back soon. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’ve stepped away from email and will reply as soon as I’m back. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I’m currently out of the office and will reply when I’m available again.

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond when appropriate. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I’m away for a bit and will get to this later. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m away for a bit and will circle back soon. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when I return. I am practicing strategic silence.

I’ve stepped away from email and will get to this later. Your patience is noted.

I’m not available right now and will respond when appropriate. I have delegated this to future me.

I’m not available right now and will respond when appropriate. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.

I’ve stepped away from email and will reply when I’m available again. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I am out of office and will get to this later. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I am temporarily unavailable and will get to this later. Your patience is noted.

I’m currently unreachable and will follow up upon my return. Your patience is noted.

I’m currently offline and will get back to you shortly.

I am out of office and will get to this later. I am practicing strategic silence.

I’m not available right now and will respond when I return. Your patience is noted.