Sick Leave messages

I’m not available right now and will respond when appropriate. Your patience is noted.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when possible. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I’ve taken a break from email and will follow up upon my return. Your patience is noted.

I am away from my desk and will reply as soon as I’m back.

I’m away for a bit and will reply when I’m available again. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I am away from my desk and will reply as soon as I’m back. Your patience is noted.

I’m currently offline and will respond when possible. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’ve taken a break from email and will get to this later. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m currently out of the office and will circle back soon. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I’ve taken a break from email and will reply when I’m available again. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’ve taken a break from email and will follow up upon my return. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I am temporarily unavailable and will reply as soon as I’m back. I am practicing strategic silence.

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond when possible. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m not available right now and will reply when I’m available again. Your patience is noted.

I’m currently out of the office and will get back to you shortly. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I’m away for a bit and will respond when I return. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’m currently out of the office and will circle back soon.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond when appropriate. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’ve taken a break from email and will reply when I’m available again. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.

I am out of office and will follow up upon my return. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond in due course. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am away from my desk and will respond in due course. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’ve taken a break from email and will reply as soon as I’m back. Your patience is noted.

I am temporarily unavailable and will get back to you shortly. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.