Sick Leave messages

I’m away from email and will respond when I can. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’m currently elsewhere and will respond when I return. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I am out of office at the moment and will reply once I’m back. A random number generator will decide next steps.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply when possible. A panel of experts will review this.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply when possible. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I am currently not available and will reply when possible. This message has been eaten by time.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will reply when possible. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’ve taken time away from email and will respond in due time. I am practicing intentional delay.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reconnect when I return. I have emotionally processed your email.

I am out of office at the moment and will reply once I’m back. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’m away from email and will get back to you soon. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’m currently elsewhere and will respond when I can. A decision will be made eventually, probably.

I’ve taken time away from email and will respond in due time. This message has been gently set aside.

I’m offline for a while and will follow up later. I am observing email from a distance.

I’m offline for a while and will reconnect when I return. I have archived this in my subconscious.

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up later. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will respond in due time. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’ve left the office and will respond in due time.

I’m currently elsewhere and will respond in due time. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will respond when I can. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’ve left the office and will respond when I can. This message has been gently set aside.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reply eventually. I have gone feral and will return later.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will reply once I’m back.

I’m away from email and will reply eventually. I have acknowledged your message internally.