Parental Leave messages

I’m currently offline and will reply as soon as I’m back. Your patience is noted.

I’ve stepped away from email and will get back to you shortly. Your patience is noted.

I’m away for a bit and will get to this later. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’ve taken a break from email and will follow up upon my return.

I am out of office and will respond in due course. I am currently winning at not replying.

I’m away for a bit and will circle back soon. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when possible. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I am away from my desk and will respond in due course.

I’m away for a bit and will follow up upon my return. I am practicing strategic silence.

I’m currently unreachable and will circle back soon. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I’m away for a bit and will reply as soon as I’m back. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m away for a bit and will reply as soon as I’m back. Your patience is noted.

I’m currently unreachable and will get to this later. Your patience is noted.

I am out of office and will follow up upon my return.

I’m currently unreachable and will circle back soon.

I’m currently offline and will reply when I’m available again. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I am away from my desk and will follow up upon my return. I have delegated this to future me.

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond when appropriate. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.

I’m currently out of the office and will get back to you shortly. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I’m currently unreachable and will reply as soon as I’m back. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I’m not available right now and will respond in due course.

I’m currently out of the office and will get back to you shortly. I am currently winning at not replying.

I’ve stepped away from email and will circle back soon. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I’ve stepped away from email and will respond when appropriate. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.