Parental Leave messages

I am out of office and will reply when I’m available again.

I’m away for a bit and will get to this later. Your patience is noted.

I’m not available right now and will reply when I’m available again. I am practicing strategic silence.

I’m currently out of the office and will get back to you shortly. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I am away from my desk and will respond when possible. Your patience is noted.

I’ve taken a break from email and will get to this later. I am currently winning at not replying.

I’ve taken a break from email and will circle back soon. I have delegated this to future me.

I am out of office and will reply as soon as I’m back.

I am away from my desk and will respond in due course. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’m currently out of the office and will follow up upon my return. Your patience is noted.

I am out of office and will get to this later. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.

I’m currently unreachable and will get back to you shortly. Your patience is noted.

I am temporarily unavailable and will follow up upon my return. Your patience is noted.

I’ve taken a break from email and will follow up upon my return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m not available right now and will respond when I return.

I’ve stepped away from email and will respond when possible. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m away for a bit and will reply when I’m available again. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m not available right now and will get to this later. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I’m currently unreachable and will respond when possible. Your patience is noted.

I’ve stepped away from email and will respond when appropriate. Your patience is noted.

I’m currently out of the office and will get to this later. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I am out of office and will get back to you shortly.

I’m not available right now and will reply as soon as I’m back. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I’m not available right now and will circle back soon. I am temporarily allergic to email.