Parental Leave messages

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond when possible. I am currently winning at not replying.

I am away from my desk and will reply when I’m available again. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I’m away for a bit and will reply when I’m available again. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I’m currently unreachable and will circle back soon. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m not available right now and will get to this later. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I am out of office and will respond when appropriate.

I’ve stepped away from email and will get to this later. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’ve stepped away from email and will reply when I’m available again. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I am away from my desk and will get to this later.

I’m currently out of the office and will reply as soon as I’m back. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I’m not available right now and will respond when possible. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when I return. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently out of the office and will circle back soon. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I’m not available right now and will reply as soon as I’m back. I am practicing strategic silence.

I’m currently unreachable and will follow up upon my return.

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond when possible. I have delegated this to future me.

I’m currently offline and will reply as soon as I’m back. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I am away from my desk and will respond when possible. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I’m currently unreachable and will respond in due course. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am temporarily unavailable and will reply when I’m available again. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond in due course. Your patience is noted.

I’m currently out of the office and will reply when I’m available again. I am currently winning at not replying.

I’m not available right now and will follow up upon my return. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I’m currently unreachable and will follow up upon my return. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.