Parental Leave messages

I am out of office at the moment and will get back to you soon. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will reconnect when I return. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up later. I have gone feral and will return later.

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up shortly.

I’m offline for a while and will reply eventually. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I am currently not available and will reply when possible. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I am currently not available and will follow up shortly.

I’m offline for a while and will reply when possible. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m away from email and will reply when possible. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’m offline for a while and will reply eventually. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’m currently elsewhere and will respond in due time. I have dissolved into pure absence.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will respond when I can.

I’ve left the office and will reconnect when I return.

I’m currently elsewhere and will respond when I return. I am no longer bound by email.

I’m offline for a while and will respond when I return. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up shortly. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’m offline for a while and will respond when I can. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply once I’m back. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I can. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I am out of office and will follow up upon my return. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I am out of office and will respond when possible. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently offline and will respond when appropriate. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I’m currently unreachable and will get to this later. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’m not available right now and will circle back soon.