Parental Leave messages

I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up shortly. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m offline for a while and will follow up shortly. This message has been gently set aside.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reconnect when I return. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’ve left the office and will reply once I’m back. This message has been eaten by time.

I’ve left the office and will get back to you soon. This is now in the hands of fate.

I’m currently elsewhere and will follow up later. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’m away from email and will reply once I’m back.

I’ve taken time away from email and will get back to you soon. I am existing outside normal communication channels.

I’ve left the office and will respond when I can. I am observing email from a distance.

I am currently not available and will get back to you soon. I have emotionally processed your email.

I’m currently elsewhere and will respond when I return. I have submitted this to an imaginary committee.

I am currently not available and will follow up shortly. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m offline for a while and will reply eventually.

I am currently not available and will respond in due time. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’ve left the office and will follow up shortly. I have archived this in my subconscious.

I am currently not available and will reply once I’m back.

I’m currently away from my desk and will respond when I return. A panel of experts will review this.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply when possible. I have gone feral and will return later.

I’ve taken time away from email and will get back to you soon. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’ve left the office and will reconnect when I return. This has been escalated to the universe.

I’ve taken time away from email and will follow up shortly. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply once I’m back. I am practicing intentional delay.

I’m offline for a while and will get back to you soon. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’ve left the office and will get back to you soon. This message has been eaten by time.