Burnout messages

I’m currently offline and will respond when possible. Your patience is noted.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when appropriate. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when appropriate. Your patience is noted.

I’ve taken a break from email and will reply when I’m available again. I have delegated this to future me.

I’m currently out of the office and will circle back soon. Your patience is noted.

I’ve stepped away from email and will respond when possible. Your patience is noted.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when I return.

I’ve taken a break from email and will circle back soon. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I am away from my desk and will get to this later. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I’ve stepped away from email and will respond when I return. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I am out of office and will follow up upon my return. I have delegated this to future me.

I’m currently unreachable and will circle back soon. I have delegated this to future me.

I am out of office and will respond when appropriate. Your patience is noted.

I am away from my desk and will respond in due course. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m away for a bit and will circle back soon.

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond in due course. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I am out of the office and aggressively resting.

I’m out of office. Responses will resume when morale improves.

Your email has been filed under ‘not today’.

I have temporarily abandoned professionalism.

I am currently unavailable and will respond upon my return.

I’m currently out of office. Please imagine I replied thoughtfully.

I’m away right now. Please assume I’m doing something more interesting than replying.

I am currently out of the office and emotionally unavailable for emails.