Burnout messages

I’m away for a bit and will respond in due course. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently offline and will respond when possible. I have delegated this to future me.

I’m away for a bit and will follow up upon my return. I am currently winning at not replying.

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond when I return. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I am temporarily unavailable and will get to this later. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I’m currently out of the office and will circle back soon. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m currently out of the office and will follow up upon my return.

I’m currently unreachable and will reply when I’m available again. I am currently winning at not replying.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when I return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m away for a bit and will respond when possible. Your patience is noted.

I’m away for a bit and will respond in due course. Your patience is noted.

I’ve stepped away from email and will respond when possible. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.

I’ve stepped away from email and will reply when I’m available again. I have delegated this to future me.

I’ve stepped away from email and will circle back soon. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m not available right now and will follow up upon my return. Your patience is noted.

I’ve stepped away from email and will respond when possible. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I am away from my desk and will respond when I return. I am practicing strategic silence.

I’ve taken a break from email and will circle back soon. Your patience is noted.

I’m currently offline and will respond when I return.

I am out of office and will respond in due course. I have delegated this to future me.

I am away from my desk and will follow up upon my return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am away from my desk and will respond when appropriate.

I’m currently offline and will circle back soon. I am practicing strategic silence.

I am out of office and will respond when appropriate. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.