Burnout messages

I’m currently unreachable and will reply as soon as I’m back. Your patience is noted.

I’m away for a bit and will circle back soon. I have delegated this to future me.

I am away from my desk and will circle back soon. I am currently winning at not replying.

I’m away for a bit and will get to this later. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I am away from my desk and will reply as soon as I’m back. I have delegated this to future me.

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond when appropriate. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently unreachable and will get back to you shortly. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I’ve stepped away from email and will respond when I return. I am currently winning at not replying.

I’m away for a bit and will reply as soon as I’m back. I am temporarily allergic to email.

I am out of office and will get to this later. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond when I return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when I return. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I’m currently unreachable and will reply as soon as I’m back.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond in due course.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond in due course. I have delegated this to future me.

I’m not available right now and will respond in due course. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I’m currently unreachable and will respond when I return. Your patience is noted.

I am out of office and will circle back soon.

I’m currently offline and will follow up upon my return. I am practicing strategic silence.

I am out of office and will follow up upon my return. Your patience is noted.

I’ve stepped away from email and will get back to you shortly. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I’m currently offline and will reply as soon as I’m back. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m currently unreachable and will circle back soon. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I’m away for a bit and will respond when possible. I am currently winning at not replying.