Burnout messages

I am currently not available and will respond when I return. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’m currently out of the office and will follow up upon my return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am away from my desk and will respond when I return. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I’m currently unreachable and will respond when I return.

I’m not available right now and will respond when possible. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m not available right now and will get to this later. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I am temporarily unavailable and will reply when I’m available again. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I’m currently unreachable and will respond in due course. I am currently winning at not replying.

I am temporarily unavailable and will get to this later. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’ve taken a break from email and will get to this later. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’m not available right now and will respond when possible. This felt important, so I will ignore it carefully.

I’m currently out of the office and will respond when possible. I am practicing strategic silence.

I am away from my desk and will reply as soon as I’m back. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’m currently out of the office and will get back to you shortly. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I’m away for a bit and will follow up upon my return. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I am out of office and will circle back soon. Please assume I am making excellent life choices.

I’m not available right now and will get to this later. I have seen your email and made a note of it in my mind palace.

I am out of office and will reply when I’m available again. I am on a journey of selective responsiveness.

I’m away for a bit and will respond when I return. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I’m away for a bit and will reply as soon as I’m back. This email has been placed into a holding pattern.

I’m away for a bit and will respond when I return. The void has reviewed your request and will respond accordingly.

I am away from my desk and will circle back soon. I am practicing strategic silence.

I’m currently offline and will respond when I return. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m away for a bit and will respond in due course. I am currently winning at not replying.