Burnout messages

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up shortly. I have emotionally processed your email.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will reply eventually. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will respond when I can. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will follow up shortly. I have emotionally processed your email.

I am currently not available and will reply when possible. I am actively not thinking about this.

I am currently not available and will respond when I return. I have submitted this to an imaginary committee.

I’m currently elsewhere and will follow up shortly.

I’ve left the office and will reconnect when I return. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’ve left the office and will follow up shortly. I have outsourced this to my future self.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply eventually. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will respond when I can. I have outsourced this to my future self.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will respond when I can. This message has been eaten by time.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up shortly.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will reconnect when I return. I have archived this in my subconscious.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will respond in due time.

I’m away from email and will get back to you soon. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m away from email and will reply once I’m back. A decision will be made eventually, probably.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reconnect when I return. I am observing email from a distance.

I’m currently away from my desk and will respond in due time. A decision will be made eventually, probably.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will reconnect when I return. I have emotionally processed your email.

I am out of office at the moment and will get back to you soon. Reality has been paused.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply when possible. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’ve left the office and will follow up later. The void is currently handling all correspondence.

I’m offline for a while and will reply once I’m back. Your message will be handled accordingly.